"Eek! Nudity!" (but still peeks)
I got this idea when I realized it's one of the common attitudes towards nudity: false innocence! Since dA allows artistic nudity to a extent, this may be one of the initial reactions people have towards those kinds of deviations!
There's a shorter version of this, covering only the eyepop action, but I know there's already an eye-popping emoticon or two so, scratch that entry!
You can still check it out here though --> [link]