Why do people make vulgar pony fanart? Just... Why? -.- Helloooooooooooo~ Does "kids' show" not ring a bell? What if you break a 4-year-old's innocence by having them run into pony p*rn on Google Images?!
"OH Heavens! LUNA! Don't look!" Tia quickly covers Luna's eyes before she could see the shocking surprise that was displayed as they entered the room.
"Tia! What's going on? What is it?"
"It NSFW! Now quickly out the door and straight to your room." Tia shoves Luna back out the door but Luna pries it open a bit to speak though it.
"What does NSFW stand for?" Luna says as she wiggles her head into the crack of the door, trying to squeeze in.
"No Safe For Woona! Now go!" Tia shoves the door harder then magics a heavy cabenet infront of the door. She can hear Luna stomp off up set and muttering 'Don't call me Woona' in a angrily adorable voice. Tia then turns with a stern face toward the cause of the problem. "MR CAKE! How could you?" Tia steps forward trying to push her wings down.
"B...b.. but I though this is what you wanted." Mr. Cake holds his hooves out waving in display of IT.
"I did not ask for you to put that HUGE thing on the library table. I expressed that I wanted to do this in main hall. There would be more room. Just think how tragic it would be to brake one of these priceless vases in all the fun." Tia glances around pointing at several vases all the while here eyes keep focused on the source of temptation.
"Oh, I do apologize. Still, this is so heavy. Do mind helping me with it?" Mr. Cake smiles at her as he reaches to draw her closer.
"No no no! You don't understand. As big and delicious as it is. If I were to get near it. To... to touch it. I am afraid we would not make it out of the room with out making a mess." Tia licks her lips greedly as she stares at it.
"But princess your the only one here who can help me. My wife's not here and well, Luna is far to little for this sort of work." He steps closer, pleading to her for her divine assistance.
"N..no... I can't. Oh heavens it looks so good, but when I am near one. I become an animal. I... I can't do that to you. You worked so hard getting it ready. So please, don't ask me now." Tia turns away with her hoof on her forehead for extra dramatics.
"Princess are you alright." Suddenly a guard burst into the room with sword drawn. "Princess Luna informed me that this room was not safe for her. So I rushed here as soon as I...... By all that is HOLY. That thing is HUGE!"
"Why thank you." Mr. Cake smiles with a bit of blush of embarrassment on his face. "This is perfect timing princess. Now you don't have to do anything. The guard can assist me."
"I don't know good sir. Even I may not be strong enough to handle that." The guard stares at it with awe and amazement.
"Soldier! I need you to go and get at least 3 more guards to assist us." Tia points to the guard.
"Are you sure 3 will be enough. It is very massive. I have never seen one this big before." The guard replies to the princess all the while still focused on it.
"Very well, get 5 more guards and make it fast. You all know how I am. I might not be able to control myself much longer."
"Yes, your highness." With that he rushes out the door. After a few minutes later 6 guards arrive. "We are here princess. Lets get this thing...... OMG! PRINCESS!" The 6 guards all stand there staring in shock as they watch the princess gobble it up greedily. She is completely covered from head toe."
Tia turns around with a sticky face and her mouth full and looks at them, "Wuff! I tod yuf dis wouf happen." She pays them no mind and continues.
Mr. Cake steps over to the guards with a sad look on his face. "It took me 12 hours to bake that cake. Not to mention the transportation issues. My wife is going to kill me when she gets here."
The lead guard puts a hoof on his shoulder and looks him in the eyes. "Not if we can't help it. The main kitchen is just down the stairs and the staff is on hand. If your willing. We will aid you in baking a new cake for Princess Luna's Birthday. What do you say?"
Mr. Cake raise his hoof with pride. "We are not beat! To the kitchen men." As they all rush out of the room leaving Tia in the middle of the first cake. Unaware they had even left.
Did I have you going? Or was 'IT' to obvious?
I saw this and read people's comments. How some pointed out her wings and all the thoughts that it had to be... well... naughty. So then my brain started to churn this out. Not sure how it turned out. I mean I like it but then I posted it so I must have gotten some joy out of it.
Still, your picture was to adorable and fun to just leave as it is. I had to say something.